Wednesday 31 March 2010

Monday 22 March 2010

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Me and my wallet we got issues.

I doubt the saturdays have the same issues that I have with money, seeing as they are a reasonably successful pop band.

To knuckle down to it, I'm poor. Loan comes through in a few weeks and I was thinking that I'll be happy because I'll be temporarily rich again; but then i thought, because its just another loan, iI'm actually getting poorer, but this addition to my poorness makes me able to buy things. So by becoming poorer, I am able to buy things. It baffles me in a way. I do understand it, but when I think of it like that one on my eyebrows goes high and my head starts to hurt.

I'm also having issues with my work, for Research methods I've got to pick a research idea on marketing, but it can't be marketing research. This also baffles me. Its a bit broad too, They've given us a really wide area to choose from which is nice of them, but I think I's find it easier if they just told me a specific area so I could just choose something from that small choice.

For my other work trouble I need to choose a marketing communications campaign from the past few years and assess it... and i just can't think of one. Its bugging me it is. And with both of these things I also have a Law essay to write.

I know I'm just being a little bitch about it and should quit complaining and just be thankful that I don't have any diseases and that im not in Zimbabwe, but oh well, this is what this blog is about. Me being a little whiny bitch.

Sunday 14 March 2010

You wanna hear a really sad story?

"I went into my cupboard to eat my long awaited dib-dab.... and there's no lolly in it :( "

- Lisa Finneral

Friday 12 March 2010

Jerry

Whilst dancing to the Jerry Springer theme tune, Lisa accidentally threw the remote at her face. FYL.

Sunday 7 March 2010

Medway towns

Emily: I've enjoyed meeting emily whitaker so much, she's sop lovely, even if i did aciidentally see her fanny earlier, she's suck a lovely girl, welcome in my home any time.
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Dannielle: Dannielle is hot stuff stuff who loves both more than anything in life. I plan on having at least half a dozen children with this lady, shes a babe.

Pure lush babes.

Saturday 6 February 2010

confused

how the hell can all these 17 year olds on lookbook afford £200 shoes and jackets??

Monday 1 February 2010

lisa

please be quiet.

i will lol when she reads this

shes currently telling me that she wish she cried whilst watching ghost, but she didnt. emotion fail.

Saturday 30 January 2010

Andrew Peckham

Whilst staying in Birmingham, Amy has enlightened me to some stories about her brother Andrew.



When asked by a chav whilst caravaning "I bet you don't even know what a ghetto is", Andrew replied "Yeah I do, its a chocolate cake!"

When leaving his house he said "Bye mum."
"What?" she replied
"Bye mum"
What?"
"BYE MUM"
"What?"
"B I E - BYE MUM"

When discussing Amy's ex-boyfriend (but current at the time) Josh's prospect, he asked what Jask did, to which Amy told him he was an artist/photographer. He said "Well thats not gonna bring home much money is it?" to which Ampy replied "Don't worry, I'm going to be an Architect, I'll bring home the bread." Andrew replied "Bread costs £1.24! What about the rest?!?!?"

Alphabites

Whilst talking about alphabites

Victoria: You never had enough on your plate to make any long words

Pegg: You would if you saved them for weeks!

Victoria: THEY'D GO MOULDY THEY'RE FUCKING POTATO ALEX!!!

Alexander Pegg.

This entry is going to be based around the happenings of Alex Pegg, otherwise known as Alex Hi-Sam Pegg or Pegg Fried Rice.



He was innocently taking out money from a cashpoint in Birmingham at night when this happening occurred.

He was withdrawing the money when a large dark figure emerged through the dusk. With this figure followed a voice.

"Buy a ten bag off me." the voice echoed in the darkness.

"No thanks mate, I'm ok" Alex Politely replied, slightly worried for his safety.

"Buy it." the voice got closer through the mist.

"Nah, I'm alright mate" Pegg, as he is affectionately known, proclaimed.

"Buy this ten bag." the figure insisted, breathing down Pegg's neck, with a blade slowly being revealed from the figure's Kappa tracksuit.

"Ok." Pegg hesitantly said, with a quiver in his voice.

Pegg went to take out another £10 from the cash machine that has now become the cage to which this tale has been scened.

"Make it £20 mate" the voice forcefully obliged.

Pegg, without hesitation took out another £10 from the machine.

They exchanged and parted ways, Pegg not looking back the entire way home.

Once Pegg returned home he shut the door behind him, slid down on the floor, shed a tear and though about the ordeal he had just been through.

He then looked to see what he had just "bought", to realise it was simply garden leaves.

That was the tale of the Pegg and the Chav.


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Wednesday 27 January 2010

Amy Peckham fatty.

"I always work out inches by thinking of subway."

Amy Peckham

Wednesday 6 January 2010

Lisa Finneral Fail.

"Lisa, you think your smarter than you are."

"No, I know I'm smarter than I am."



dear oh dear.

Monday 4 January 2010