Reading Fest

This is going to be a collection of things that happened this weekend, at Reading 2009. Many do not fall into the category of not easy.

Only seeing 6 bands, and one day only seeing 5 minutes of music. and that music being maximo park

Conversations about what a salmon gets upto, then deciding on getting a salmon tattoo

Meeting lifesize gingerbread men from Croydon

having a sheet of pro plus each day

Going for a jog times around the campsite due to doing wrong things with plant food

singing until 7:30 in the morning, then sleeping until 8:30, then having to drive home.

drinking boxed white wine to the yeah yeah yeahs

selling over 18 wristbands and making £60, then losing the £60.

finding a real pair of raybans on the floor outside tescos.

everytime anything happens saying woah.

tyring to get involved in jack's intellectual talk with his uni friends.... shit.

laughing uncontrollably at absoloutley everything.

seeing pride and predgudice down the ses pitt. I piss on you jane austin.

seeing poo on the rim of the toilet seat, how did they miss?

overhearing this on the way to the toilets "oh shit i forgot my toilet paper.... oh well i'll just use my boxers... oh wait im not wearing boxers." they didnt turn arond, that was his method?!?!

going to steal sunglasses, then realising the momping store owner is behind me, then offering 50p for them even though they are £12. I ended up buying them for £4.

dry shampoo rave.

having many conversations about urinelle

playing the "can you pick up the bottle with this wire?!!?" game

elliot the pigeon. coo.

throwing up a what looked like cloudy lemonade and a white paste. even though i hadnt eaten or drank in hoursssss

the collosal poo behind the teepee.

trying to think of muppets characters and remember what they look like

talking about how im going to glast next year instead, then realising as soon as i get home that im deffo going again next year.

im sure i'll add more.