Andrew Peckham

Whilst staying in Birmingham, Amy has enlightened me to some stories about her brother Andrew.



When asked by a chav whilst caravaning "I bet you don't even know what a ghetto is", Andrew replied "Yeah I do, its a chocolate cake!"

When leaving his house he said "Bye mum."
"What?" she replied
"Bye mum"
What?"
"BYE MUM"
"What?"
"B I E - BYE MUM"

When discussing Amy's ex-boyfriend (but current at the time) Josh's prospect, he asked what Jask did, to which Amy told him he was an artist/photographer. He said "Well thats not gonna bring home much money is it?" to which Ampy replied "Don't worry, I'm going to be an Architect, I'll bring home the bread." Andrew replied "Bread costs £1.24! What about the rest?!?!?"