"I feel like I'm on the Apprentice!
Gavin you're fired!
I'm only joking, I don't have that kind of power."
Bryn
Saturday, 28 November 2009
Friday, 27 November 2009
Destiny
I've just completed the psychometric test reccomended to me by my university. This test tells me the job that I am most suited to do based on my skills and preferences.
The job I was told that I am most suited to is Ergonomist.
I am destined to design ergonomically friendly chairs and research the ergonomy of the spine.
Exhilarating.
The job I was told that I am most suited to is Ergonomist.
I am destined to design ergonomically friendly chairs and research the ergonomy of the spine.
Exhilarating.
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Sunday, 15 November 2009
Party
Since moving into a bigger and better house compared to last year, we've been looking for an excuse for a house party. So when Lisa's birthday came along we thought it would be a good excuse, so on the Monday I made the event on facebook ready for Saturday. By the time it came to Saturday we only had 19 confirmed guests, but we figured it would be ok because they would bring their houemates. By 10 noone had arrived and I had been drinking since 6, and threw up all over my bedroom floor. Alot. I went to bed. I awoke as 7am laying in bed feeling like death would release me. I threw up again. I still havent cleaned my floor.
Thursday, 12 November 2009
Thursday, 3 September 2009
Reading Fest
This is going to be a collection of things that happened this weekend, at Reading 2009. Many do not fall into the category of not easy.
Only seeing 6 bands, and one day only seeing 5 minutes of music. and that music being maximo park
Conversations about what a salmon gets upto, then deciding on getting a salmon tattoo
Meeting lifesize gingerbread men from Croydon
having a sheet of pro plus each day
Going for a jog times around the campsite due to doing wrong things with plant food
singing until 7:30 in the morning, then sleeping until 8:30, then having to drive home.
drinking boxed white wine to the yeah yeah yeahs
selling over 18 wristbands and making £60, then losing the £60.
finding a real pair of raybans on the floor outside tescos.
everytime anything happens saying woah.
tyring to get involved in jack's intellectual talk with his uni friends.... shit.
laughing uncontrollably at absoloutley everything.
seeing pride and predgudice down the ses pitt. I piss on you jane austin.
seeing poo on the rim of the toilet seat, how did they miss?
overhearing this on the way to the toilets "oh shit i forgot my toilet paper.... oh well i'll just use my boxers... oh wait im not wearing boxers." they didnt turn arond, that was his method?!?!
going to steal sunglasses, then realising the momping store owner is behind me, then offering 50p for them even though they are £12. I ended up buying them for £4.
dry shampoo rave.
having many conversations about urinelle
playing the "can you pick up the bottle with this wire?!!?" game
elliot the pigeon. coo.
throwing up a what looked like cloudy lemonade and a white paste. even though i hadnt eaten or drank in hoursssss
the collosal poo behind the teepee.
trying to think of muppets characters and remember what they look like
talking about how im going to glast next year instead, then realising as soon as i get home that im deffo going again next year.
im sure i'll add more.
Only seeing 6 bands, and one day only seeing 5 minutes of music. and that music being maximo park
Conversations about what a salmon gets upto, then deciding on getting a salmon tattoo
Meeting lifesize gingerbread men from Croydon
having a sheet of pro plus each day
Going for a jog times around the campsite due to doing wrong things with plant food
singing until 7:30 in the morning, then sleeping until 8:30, then having to drive home.
drinking boxed white wine to the yeah yeah yeahs
selling over 18 wristbands and making £60, then losing the £60.
finding a real pair of raybans on the floor outside tescos.
everytime anything happens saying woah.
tyring to get involved in jack's intellectual talk with his uni friends.... shit.
laughing uncontrollably at absoloutley everything.
seeing pride and predgudice down the ses pitt. I piss on you jane austin.
seeing poo on the rim of the toilet seat, how did they miss?
overhearing this on the way to the toilets "oh shit i forgot my toilet paper.... oh well i'll just use my boxers... oh wait im not wearing boxers." they didnt turn arond, that was his method?!?!
going to steal sunglasses, then realising the momping store owner is behind me, then offering 50p for them even though they are £12. I ended up buying them for £4.
dry shampoo rave.
having many conversations about urinelle
playing the "can you pick up the bottle with this wire?!!?" game
elliot the pigeon. coo.
throwing up a what looked like cloudy lemonade and a white paste. even though i hadnt eaten or drank in hoursssss
the collosal poo behind the teepee.
trying to think of muppets characters and remember what they look like
talking about how im going to glast next year instead, then realising as soon as i get home that im deffo going again next year.
im sure i'll add more.
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