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Me and my wallet we got issues.

I doubt the saturdays have the same issues that I have with money, seeing as they are a reasonably successful pop band.

To knuckle down to it, I'm poor. Loan comes through in a few weeks and I was thinking that I'll be happy because I'll be temporarily rich again; but then i thought, because its just another loan, iI'm actually getting poorer, but this addition to my poorness makes me able to buy things. So by becoming poorer, I am able to buy things. It baffles me in a way. I do understand it, but when I think of it like that one on my eyebrows goes high and my head starts to hurt.

I'm also having issues with my work, for Research methods I've got to pick a research idea on marketing, but it can't be marketing research. This also baffles me. Its a bit broad too, They've given us a really wide area to choose from which is nice of them, but I think I's find it easier if they just told me a specific area so I could just choose something from that small choice.

For my other work trouble I need to choose a marketing communications campaign from the past few years and assess it... and i just can't think of one. Its bugging me it is. And with both of these things I also have a Law essay to write.

I know I'm just being a little bitch about it and should quit complaining and just be thankful that I don't have any diseases and that im not in Zimbabwe, but oh well, this is what this blog is about. Me being a little whiny bitch.

You wanna hear a really sad story?

"I went into my cupboard to eat my long awaited dib-dab.... and there's no lolly in it :( "

- Lisa Finneral

Jerry

Whilst dancing to the Jerry Springer theme tune, Lisa accidentally threw the remote at her face. FYL.

Medway towns

Emily: I've enjoyed meeting emily whitaker so much, she's sop lovely, even if i did aciidentally see her fanny earlier, she's suck a lovely girl, welcome in my home any time.
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Dannielle: Dannielle is hot stuff stuff who loves both more than anything in life. I plan on having at least half a dozen children with this lady, shes a babe.

Pure lush babes.

confused

how the hell can all these 17 year olds on lookbook afford £200 shoes and jackets??

lisa

please be quiet.

i will lol when she reads this

shes currently telling me that she wish she cried whilst watching ghost, but she didnt. emotion fail.

Andrew Peckham

Whilst staying in Birmingham, Amy has enlightened me to some stories about her brother Andrew.



When asked by a chav whilst caravaning "I bet you don't even know what a ghetto is", Andrew replied "Yeah I do, its a chocolate cake!"

When leaving his house he said "Bye mum."
"What?" she replied
"Bye mum"
What?"
"BYE MUM"
"What?"
"B I E - BYE MUM"

When discussing Amy's ex-boyfriend (but current at the time) Josh's prospect, he asked what Jask did, to which Amy told him he was an artist/photographer. He said "Well thats not gonna bring home much money is it?" to which Ampy replied "Don't worry, I'm going to be an Architect, I'll bring home the bread." Andrew replied "Bread costs £1.24! What about the rest?!?!?"